ANS jokes
what's the difference between an onion and a baby?
nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
Why can't an orphan ever play baseball?
Because they never found home.
What is an Emo’s favourite music element?
Self harmony.
Orphan, they're enough of a joke.
I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.
Why should you put an orphanage by a cemetery?
So they can always see their parents.
Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
Family photo.
I am an actual police officer (Not gonna mention with which department in case they actually check this site) and tbh I find these jokes funny as fuck, carry on boys.
If you're ever bored, rape an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
The plane crashed. There are 5 seats in Bordeaux and usually 4 parachute seats.
The first song goes: "I am Cristiano Ronaldo, the best player in the world, so fly with the first helmet."
One of Ivanka Trump's former supporters said: "I was the US President's teacher." And take an umbrella and fly.
Former US Secretary of State Donald Trump said: "I am the President of the United States. I am the president of the United States of America, not responsible to the people. Design our package and jump."
"I'm glad," said the next passenger, Popstag, as he approached. Then the boy explained: "I still can't see anyone's problem. The President of the United States is in my bag..."
Call me an edgelord because I'm gonna impale myself on the edge of a spear.
I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.
Bully: "Hey little Timmy, you look like an ugly rat."
Timmy: "Well, at least I'm a good chef and I'm in a movie, unlike you."
Bully: Dies from embarrassment. 😱
There's an old lady doing gardening every year. Nothing grows. She goes to the man who lives next door. She says, "How do you get your tomatoes so big and red?" He tells her, "You show them your privates at night time." So she leaves. That night later, she goes outside and shows the garden her privates. The next day she's got zucchinis a meter long!
What do you call an Afghan in the bath? A bath bomb.
Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican?
Because her teacher told her she had to do an essay.
Kid: "Hey, are you an orphan?"
Friend: "Yeah, but you are too."
Kid: "At least my parents wanted me."