ANS jokes
What happens when an emo goes to the grocery store? The cashier scans their wrist too.
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!
What do you use to strap an eagle's nest together?
An eagle-lastic band!
As a lifelong farmer, I was excited that Ligue 1 was moving up the UEFA ranking toward an Industrial Revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pessi joined and we went down a rank because he is so finished. Shame on you Pessi, now I have to go back to shoveling cow shit.
Yo mama so stupid... she stared at an orange juice carton because it said, "CONCENTRATE!"
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
Q: What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
A: A baseball field has a home base.
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
How much curry can an Indian eat? Until his red dot explodes.
What is an orphan's most relatable movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
Social media after banning Trump from every platform: “Haha he’s so embarrassed that he doesn’t speak anymore...what an idiot!”
What's an orphan's favorite website?
It has a homepage.
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
Your mom wants to tell you that you're adopted, but you were an orphan.