ANS jokes
Why did the orphan have an iPhone X? Because it didn't have the home button.
Don't you feel an empty feeling...
IN YOUR SKULL!
What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest?
A cutting board.
Why can’t Helen Keller jump out of an airplane?
It scares the shit out of her dog.
I dated an Indian girl for about six months. She was always Sikhing attention.
What is a victimless crime in the state of Michigan if you are an able-bodied man who is well-endowed, not white, and not a heterosexual male?
A white male who is heterosexual and physically disabled who is sodomized by an able-bodied and well-endowed gay male who is not white inside the men's locker room at the gym.
An Emo kid in a tree falls. At the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kid's rope and noose.
How to make an orphan die?
Tell them to yell until their folks come home.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They don't want to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.
What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.
An Aboriginal Australian told me that I was on his farmland.
So I told him he was on my cock.
(I'm Australian btw, respect to my American bros🇺🇸)
Why can’t an orphan have a dog? It always runs away.
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home! 😂🤣
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
I can tell you an airplane joke, but it will probably fly over your head.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
I once had an owl who I thought it would fly away.
How do you fix an igloo?
With Iglue.