ANS jokes

What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!

A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.

A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"

The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.

What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.

I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"

They didn't reply.

I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...

What does an iPhone have that orphans do not?

Home buttons.

Tell an emo, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"

An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.

Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.

What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?

A normal kid has a family.

I was given an invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue, I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney.

That's why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY!

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third orders a third of a beer. The bartender bellows, "Get the hell out of here, are you trying to ruin me?"

What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?

One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer; the other's just a watermelon. 😁😁

Q: What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?

A: The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.

I saw an orphan take a selfie... oh man, that was one alone family photo.

A 17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially, she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved, they quickly resolved the threat.

What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?

Kids turn them on.

What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.

Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.

Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.

Hi everyone, my mom got me an iPad today, and this is really cool. Can someone tell me what decapitation is?

In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?

An animal abuse warrant.