ANS jokes
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
This isn't an orphan joke, but I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
How do you know an orphan is lying? When they swear on their mother's life.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow.
And inter-moo!
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.
Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.
Kidnapper: ...
What is a woman doing with an empty sheet?
Reading her rights!
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What might an aborted child want for Christmas?
..... a home that isn't a bin.
Bro, my friend is always using zodiacs as an excuse.
The other day he said he couldn't hang out with me because of cancer. I told him to fuck off. Then I realized why he was mad after that...
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.