ANS jokes
Q: What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
A: Special forces.
What's the difference between a flower and an orphan?
One is allowed in the house.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
An Aboriginal Australian told me that I was on his farmland.
So I told him he was on my cock.
(I'm Australian btw, respect to my American bros🇺🇸)
What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.
Should miku lead an army
Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
What might an aborted child want for Christmas?
..... a home that isn't a bin.
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.
Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.
Kidnapper: ...
What is a woman doing with an empty sheet?
Reading her rights!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
How do you know an orphan is lying? When they swear on their mother's life.