ANS jokes

What do you call an orphan?

A bootysnagger45.

What did the cow call its own life? An udder mistake.

What is the difference between an American and an orphan?

They don't have a home to get their guns.

I saw a kid crying today. I asked him where his parents were.

I love working at an orphanage.

What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?

An AK-46.

What is an orphan’s favorite game? Adopt me.

What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?

They have no one to call "Dad."

Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute?

Because they want to call someone "daddy."

Did you hear about the old Italian chef?? Yeah he pasta away.

Then a man walked comprehending to be him. Everyone knew he was an impasta.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

Somebody threw an EMP at him.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.

Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!

My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.

Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.

Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.

And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.

I wish I could follow you, though.

But you need an account so I could follow you, but you don't have one. :'(

What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.

Why does an orphan play mum and dad?

'Cause they need self-love.

I never knew what my dad's job was.

One day, at school, I got a scam phone call, later, I got another, and another. I finally had enough and answered the phone, but to make an impact I said "Hello?"

My dad answered...

If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?

A leaf.