ANS jokes

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Orphan

Why are there only 363 days on an orphan's calendar?

They don't have Father's Day and Mother's Day.

Crime

What is a victimless crime in the state of Michigan if you are an able-bodied man who is well-endowed, not white, and not a heterosexual male?

A white male who is heterosexual and physically disabled who is sodomized by an able-bodied and well-endowed gay male who is not white inside the men's locker room at the gym.

Apple

An Emo kid in a tree falls. At the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kid's rope and noose.

Orphan

How to make an orphan die?

Tell them to yell until their folks come home.

Memes

ANS memes

Diver

What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.

Cancer

Bro, my friend is always using zodiacs as an excuse.

The other day he said he couldn't hang out with me because of cancer. I told him to fuck off. Then I realized why he was mad after that...

Orphan

What's the difference between a flower and an orphan?

One is allowed in the house.

Orphan

Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?

Because there is no one to teach them.

Difference

What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.

Twin Towers

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly woman?

The Twin Towers got fucked.

Orphan

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

Child

What might an aborted child want for Christmas?

..... a home that isn't a bin.

Orphan

Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"

Emo

Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."

Orphanage

Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.

Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.

Kidnapper: ...