ANS jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.
Why can’t an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because it was family size.
Q: Why did the orphan buy an iPhone X?
A: Because it has no home button.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!
"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"
What's an orphan's favorite movie? "Going Home."
What is an orphan's favorite website? Zillow.
I thought happiness started with an “H.” Why does my happiness start with “U”?
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it has no home button.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.
The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"
The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"
There is an upside to being an orphan.
Every bag of chips is family size.
I saw a little boy begging for money.
I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yes, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents!"
Why are there only 363 days on an orphan's calendar?
They don't have Father's Day and Mother's Day.