ANS jokes
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
What do an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.
Mom: Witherspoon.
Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!
What’s an emo's favorite game?
The emo within.
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
I got fired from my job at the bank today.
An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie? Home.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
A baseball player has a home to run to.
Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?
A: When they are falling from their balcony.
I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldn’t find his mum.
Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.
So I threw a coconut at her.
An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.
Who hit the ground first?
The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?
I came on for an orphan joke.
Then I realized they are a joke.
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.