ANS jokes
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
Jordan, you stupid ass! Addison never bothered you so leave her the FUCK alone! How about this? Get up, go outside, stop being a jackass, and get a fucking life!
What is an orphan's dream?
To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
Did you know curing boredom is quite simple?
For instance, you could pretend to be an apple by tying a rope around your neck for a stem.
Why does an orphan eat cereal with water? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
A cow in an earthquake is called a milkshake.
I made an advent calendar for a Jehovah’s Witness.
Behind every door someone tells you to fuck off.
I've got an impressive record at Russian roulette. Retired after one loss ever.
An acronym for penis is Proton-enhanced nuclear induction spectroscopy. So just remember, the word "nuclear" is part of a penis.
I'll give you an A because you're awesome.
B because you're beautiful.
A C because you're caring.
And I'll give you this D cuz you deserve it.
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What do you call a thirsty girl?
An H2Hoe.
What is a selfie of an orphan called?
A family photo.
If you have an overdose on a drug and die, then half of the least dose would be a lifetime supply.