ANS jokes
What is an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
An orphan boy at my school did really badly on a test and started crying. I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.
Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.
What does an emo kid say to his best friend?
"Let's hang out."
I could have sworn while watching anime I saw an American Boeing B-29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!
I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.
It couldn't answer.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would hang himself to death.
What an upside to being an orphan!
There's things called family-size bags.
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
What hit the ground first in a tree, a leaf or an emo kid?
The leaf, because an emo kid got a rope to save him!
What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One of them is picked.
Call me an edgelord because I'm gonna impale myself on the edge of a spear.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because the iPhone X doesn't have a home button.
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)
Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.
What's the difference between an orgy and mass suicide?
When exactly my cult members drink the Kool-Aid.
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.
If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?