ANS jokes
I got fired from my job at the bank today.
An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
Why does an orphan's year only have 363 days? Because it's missing Mother's and Father's Day.
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
One of them is actually loved.
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.
Who hit the ground first?
The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.
What happened when the corn got scolded? He got an earful!
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they're going to tell their parents.
What do you call a selfie that an orphan takes?
A family picture.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family photo.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese, but it's only mild.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
If you killed an orphan's family... oh wait!
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree. Which one is gonna land first?
The leaf, because the rope stops the emo kid.