ANS jokes
My mom told me to be positive...
I was heading to an HIV test.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
How do you call an autistic kid with a pistol?
Special forces.
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?
"It has no home button."
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
Mom: Let's have an adoption party!
Kid: *cries*
Mom: What's wrong?
Kid: I'M ADOPTED????
I am an orphan...
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
How do you catch an elephant?
Act like a peanut.
I want an almond-flavored biscuit.
A friend asked what an acorn is.
I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
You sound like an owl.
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.