ANS jokes
I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had an overdose of LSD.
I see a dreamer.
I thought about going on an all-almond diet.
But that’s just nuts.
What's the most confusing day of the year for an illegitimate kid?
Father's Day.
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: “ASPERGER’S”
What do you call an orphan in Alabama?
A virgin.
What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?
Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Who who, I'm an owl.
What do you call an Italian dog?
A labra-noodle.
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.
They always make me cry.
Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, "That some dick cut her off."
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
I have no problem with prostitution.
It's like an Air BnB for your dick.
Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a nursery? A. The abortion clinic won't let you take the baby home.
What did the man who had sex with an Instagram model in the reverse cowgirl position while going 90 on the freeway get charged for?
Driving under the influencer.
What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?
Not sure, I just fly the drone.
Why can’t you take an Asian guy golfing? Because you can’t drive. Every time he does, he tries to put a hole-in-one.