ANS jokes
My friend told me an EMO joke once, and I said, "EMO jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
What is an orphan's favorite costume? Batman!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked!
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
Memes
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
Lewandowski is so fast because whoever would think of adding an engine to him is a genius!
Today, I filmed an unboxing video at my friend's funeral.
His parents weren't too happy.
Are you a builder, because you give me an erection.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would hang himself to death.
What an upside to being an orphan!
There's things called family-size bags.
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple has a family tree.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple always gets picked.
I made a website for an orphan.
It had no homepage.