ANS jokes
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it always comes back.
A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have mothers' and Father’s Day.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
Q: What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A: A family picture.
me when an essay is due
People are like trees. They fall when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.
Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, it's il-eagle.
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
Why can’t an orphan go on the field trip?
Answer: They don’t have a parent’s signature.
April Fool's Day: Go tell an orphan their parents are back.
Orphan: Where... Oh.
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?
At least the trash bag gets picked.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they're going to tell their parents.
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family photo.
I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.