ANS jokes
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?
At least the trash bag gets picked.
How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him. That's it for now.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"
What’s an orphan's high school nickname?
Lone stone.
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
My friend told me an EMO joke once, and I said, "EMO jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
What is an orphan's favorite costume? Batman!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked!
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple has a family tree.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Should I kill the main character's best friends in my book? It's an autobiography.