ANS jokes
A few days after her husband’s death, a widow accidentally receives an email from a man waiting for his wife in Spain.
The email reads: "Dearest Wife, just got checked in. Everything [is] prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P. S. It’s really hot down here!"
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.
Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Home."
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
An ordinary image of different types of hairstyles.
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.
What do you call an orphan that grows to be a priest?
Fatherless.
What’s the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Alone time.
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
Why did an old man fall in a well?
Because he couldn't see that well.
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.