ANS jokes
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
What do you call an orphan’s picture?
A family photo.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.
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In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
So I went to Comic-Con and saw a man with an arm missing, and I thought, "Cool display," until I heard him screaming and getting the other arm chopped off. Then I said, "Man, now that's a 10/10 display, wow!"
Imagine you are getting eaten by an alligator. What do you do?
Stop imagining!
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because it saw an iceberg selling candy.
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
What is the difference between an apple spread and an orphan spread?
Apples get picked.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Dad jokes.
I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.
I punched an orphan and told him to go back to his parents and tell them about it... Oh, wait.
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.