ANS jokes
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because it can’t find home.
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.
Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Home."
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
What do you call an orphan that grows to be a priest?
Fatherless.
Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
A funny joke:
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Who. "Who who?" Ha, who who, you sound like an owl! "Fuck you!"
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.
What’s the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.