ANS jokes
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
Roses are red, Lemons are sour; Lift your skirt up and give me an hour.
One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
You dress her up as an altar boy.
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
So a girl says, "You're so ugly to me," and she says, "I’m the prettiest girl." I say, "Yeah, a pretty girl for an ogre 👹!"
Everyone says Kenny has an easy life.
I disagree. I hear his mom likes complicated sex positions.
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
Why did the teacher get the death penalty? Because she gave an orphan homework. That's on period. #darkhumor
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?
An H2hoe.
Why can’t you give an orphan homework?
Because they don’t have a home to do it in.
So I was doing a project in my class and my teacher asked me to give an example of allusion, which is referencing something else with a word.
So I answered, “Jane 9/11ed her little sister's Jenga kit!”
The principal's office smells nice.
My son said he burnt food on accident, so I told him he was an accident.
How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If it sinks it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s boy-ant (buoyant).
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up as an altar boy.
What do you call a white man having intercourse with a black woman?
An Oreo.
A pedophile is at a school parent night. He's holding hands with an eight-year-old girl when he's approached by another parent. She says to him, "Oh, what a darling little girl you have there." The pedophile replies, "No," then points his finger to a child across the room and says, "That's my child."