ANS jokes

What do you call a flying octopus?

An octocopter! 🚁

Where is an elephant’s penis?

On their feet, because if you get trampled on, you’re fucked.

What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?

A selfie.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Man, it's hot in here!"

The other muffin says, "OH MY GOSH A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!"

There was a cowboy riding in a desert when he saw a little girl up ahead. He heard her crying, so he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her: "Hey, what's going on? Why do you cry? Where are your parents? What happened?"

The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The Indians came, killed my father and my mother, and raped my sister."

The cowboy just laughed, unlocked his belt, and pulled his trousers down and said, "Guess it isn't your day, is it?"

If you are talking to an Indian and notice a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what you said... They are recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.

What does an apple and a gay person have in common?

Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.

How do you blow up an Indian? Press the red dot in the middle of their forehead!

🤣😂😆😁

A Muslim enters a building...

Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.

So an orphan was crying in a corner in the dark. Then a man came over and asked, "Why are you crying?"

Then said, "Do you want me to get your parents?"

I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"

An Oxymoron: A “Normal Autistic”.

Would an orphan's family photo be considered a selfie?

What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative? Nothing, they both make you cry when you look at it.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?

I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.

Q: What season can an orphan see their family tree?

A: Fall.

If you don't get it, in the fall trees have no leaves, there [are] just empty branches, like an orphan's tree.

Whenever you wanna roast an orphan, say "yo mamma".

A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery store. The young boy then screams to a random woman “you're an ugly bitch.”

The mother grabs her son and says, “I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look."

I'd make an emo joke, but that would be cutting a little too close.

What is the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?

One of them is wanted.