ANS jokes
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
If an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.
A possessed boi or math?
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
You're so ugly that your birth certificate is an apology.
What do you call an emo with a knife?
A cutting board.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
What is an orphan’s least favorite children’s game?
House.
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!
My four conditions:
1. I need coffee.
2. I need vacation.
3. I need food.
4. I need tape, axe, saw, bag, shovel, and an alibi.
What's the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can phone home.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t home run.
What's an orphan's least favorite meme? "Family."
What’s a zebra? A few sizes bigger than an A.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.