ANS jokes
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
Why do orphans have to get an iPhone 12?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
If you were to ask me, "What is the easiest job in the world?", it would be an Australian psychiatrist.
"G'Day, G'Day...how you doing...no worries, next!"
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue: you rescue them, you rehabilitate them, and then you sell them to the highest bidder.
Mr. Smith lived in an apartment. In the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor. Then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. Why did he do that?
Because he was too short! So he pressed the highest button he could and walked to his apartment.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
Answer: a selfie.
What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
My friend is gonna release an air strike. There has to be at least 20 confirmed toilet kills.
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.
Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.
How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?
You get a good connection.
I heard an unusual word the other day: "Opaque."
Unfortunately, what it means is unclear.
Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-
An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.
What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."