ANS jokes

They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!

Go to an orphanage and tell the kids their parents came back as an April Fools' joke.

What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?

They can both carve a new emotion.

What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?

You cry when you cut an onion.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."

Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"

What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?

One falls, while the other hangs.

How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.

How do you get an emo down from a tree?

Cut the rope!

"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.

I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.

I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.

Do you know what is good about being an orphan?

Every candy bar is family sized.

Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.

What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!

What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.

What’s an emo's favorite singer?

Slash.

I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."

What should you never say to an orphan?

"Your Mom."