ANS jokes
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
What's an orphan's least favorite meme? "Family."
What’s a zebra? A few sizes bigger than an A.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
I told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man: Far From Home.
What's the most optimistic blood type? B+.
What disease causes wrinkled clothes? An iron deficiency.
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
What is an orphan's favorite car?
A family car.
I told an orphan there were 363 days in a year.
My four conditions:
1. I need coffee.
2. I need vacation.
3. I need food.
4. I need tape, axe, saw, bag, shovel, and an alibi.
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...
...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first?
The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.
What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t run to home.
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
I was raised as an only child, which I think was hard for my brother.