ANS jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.
He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
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Tell an old person to pretend [they are] shaking salt in their mouth... you'll see!
For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
What do you call an emo that crossed a road? Roadkill.
An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.
I saw a kid crying in the corner. I asked them where their parents are. Man, I love working at an orphanage!
Me: Hey, are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
What is an Italian massage?
An Italian Catholic priest giving a blowjob inside the confessional booth during Lent.
What does a pedophile call an orphanage?
A supermarket.
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.