ANS jokes
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
Tell an old person to pretend [they are] shaking salt in their mouth... you'll see!
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.
An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.
Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."
Memes
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
What's an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.
He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
An eight-year-old girl struggles to breathe as she lies on a hospital bed and waits for the doctor to come. After the doctor comes, he pulls his cock out of her mouth, and she can breathe much better.
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.