ANS jokes
An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.
I saw a kid crying in the corner. I asked them where their parents are. Man, I love working at an orphanage!
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
Tell an old person to pretend [they are] shaking salt in their mouth... you'll see!
What do you call an orphan?
Homeless.
Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.
He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.
What do you call an emo that crossed a road? Roadkill.
An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."
My grandma was telling me to be positive, as I was going in for an AIDS test.
A guy sees a kid crying, and the guy walks up to the kid and asks, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage!
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family portrait.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
They call me an elevator because I let people down.
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
What do you call an orphanage?
A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.