ANS jokes
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
CURRY in a hurry.
What did one arm say to the other? "What is your address?"
Don't trust an atom. They're stupid!
Why did the little boy cross the road multiple times? He stepped on an IED after being mutilated on a chopping block that was on fire with a table saw and multiple gallows which were infested with flaming termites with splotches of blood all over him from his eyes after they were squashed with a brick.
Want to know how to keep an idiot in suspense???
How do you spot an English man in Quebec?
A square head.
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
A cow was walking down the road, and it saw a beautiful cloud in the sky, so it said, "That is an a-moo-zing cloud!"
My friend told me an emo joke once, and I said, "Emo jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
I lost my luggage at an airport once. I sued the airline, but I lost the case...
People named Joey are autistic and need to die fatty.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap til' their parents get home.
What’s the difference a hooker an a drug dealer...?? A hooker can wash her crack an resell it.
So if I drink alcohol, you're an alcoholic. But if I drink Fanta, I’m fantastic.
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
What do you call an octopus whose father left?
An octopie.
Bread is like an orphan: plain and stale and no fam.
What do you call an autistic kid who just saw Transformers? Autistimus Prime.
I heard an unusual word the other day: "Opaque."
Unfortunately, what it means is unclear.
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!