What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
Hatsune miku is not from an anime
Whats a Horses faviroute Football player? NEIGH-mar!
Q: What do you call a cranky cow? A: Moooooooody
What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
We just got a new chicken-proof lawn, it's impeccable.
Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?
Because he had a reptile dysfunction!
what has two legs and is red all over?
half a cat
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
What is a cow's favorite drink?
Mountain Moo!
A cow is at his friend's house for a sleepover party. Sadly, all of the beds are taken. Where does the cow sleep?
On the COWch (couch)
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What do you say when you see a pig making bread?
He's bacon.
Why was the cheetah so bad at hide and seek ? No matter where she hid, she was always spotted.
What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless untill you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
What did the priest say to the skunk?
Let us spray
What’s the difference between a hoe and a roster? A roster says cockle doodle doo and a hoe says any cock will do
Why do Scottish men wear kilts?
Sheep can hear unzipping trousers from a distance of 100 yards.
What is the last thing that goes through a fly's head when it hits the windshield? It's butt.
The KGB, the FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove they are the best at catching criminals. The Secretary-General of the UN decides to set them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest, and each of them has to catch it. The CIA people go in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations, they conclude that the rabbit does not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and make no apologies: the rabbit had it coming.
The KGB goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling:
"Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!" (Found on the web if you don't like it don't leave a hate comment)
