what is the fastest land animal? the last chicken in a Kenyan village
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4 cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the 4 Cs Quartet since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine. They discovered how they could win. After a discussion they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.
What does the Fox say ? Fraka - kaka - kaka - kow
What dog can’t see a dog that’s blind
What do you call a dog with no tails ? A tail leas dog
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle? Because there are cheetahs!
What do you call a mountain of kittens?
A meowtain.
How do you pet a psychopath's cat?
You get it out of the microwave.
imagine calling a dragon fucking dewi
A mouse is just like a ball bearing.
Drench them in oil, and they stop squeaking.
What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good
Why didn't the koala make the finals? It got diskoalafied.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish?
A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.
What did the butcher say to the pig?
Nice to meat you.
Dumb
What is the last thing that goes through a fly's head when it hits the windshield? It's butt.
What animal lies.A lion
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A “Lickalottapuss”.
A Chicken walks into a Bar.
He Orders Dr. Pepper
He then lays a good Scrambled Egg.
