Animal jokes
When do you take a cow to the movies?
On a mooo-vie!
Why did the chicken want to cross the road? Because he was suicidal and wanted to get hit by a car.
A man walked into a bar. No wait, a horse,
A man walked into a horse.
One day me and my friend Howard the duck went into the bar. I ordered a drink. Howard told the waiter to put it on his... BILL.
Q: What do you call a cranky cow?
A: Moooooooody.
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A Lawn Moo-er.
What do you call a fish with a temper?
Undyne.
So I'm a cow, guess what my dad thinks of that? He says I'm a loooosmer.
Why was the egg naughty? Because he wanted a good cracking!
Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!
Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?
Answer: An Investigator
What’s a bird’s favorite movie?
The Parrots of the Caribbean.
Why did the camel cross the road?
Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass.
A bat mitzvah for sheep is a baaaaaat mitzvah!
Soy un chacho.
Why did the chicken go to the mall?
To get new feathers!
What did the dog say to the other dog?
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the Moo-vie theater.
What do cows listen to?
Moo-sic.
If hay is for horses, what is for unicorns?
Haaaaaaay!