Animal jokes
What do you call a dog with no tail?
A tail-less dog.
Why did the teddy bear decide not to eat the turkey?
Because he was too stuffed.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Silly cows go moo!
Why was the dog so stressed out?
It had a ruff day.
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle? Because there are cheetahs!
What do you call a mountain of kittens?
A meowtain.
What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes?
Still no idea. 😂
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef!
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
What did the ferret say after his family was questioned by police?
It's none of your business!
On which side does the chicken have the most feathers?
On the outer side. 😂😂
How do you pet a psychopath's cat?
You get it out of the microwave.
What do you call a duck with no head?
Your mom gay.
Imagine calling a dragon "fucking dewi."
A mouse is just like a ball bearing.
Drench them in oil, and they stop squeaking.
What do a blonde and a cow have in common?
They're both fat af.
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the “utter” side.
My name is Bob, and I am a cow.
My grandfather was a knight, and his name was Sir Loin.
What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good