What did one squirrel say to the other ''do you have any nuts''
Why do penguins š§ carry fish š in their beaks?
Because they donāt have any pockets.
"Hi Mrs. Jackson, can Matt come out and play?" " Oh, Johnny you know Matt doesn't have any arms or legs." "I know, we just wanted to use him as third base."
Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course.
The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, "I'll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that's why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat." . Says that little boy: "But mama, that does not make any difference." "Oh no?" the mom asks. "No," says the little boy, "When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!"
in my locality there was an orphanage but everybody in the locality was really sexist too so they had to change the orphanage into a brothel cuz everybody took the boys away and nobody was taking the girls and the manager didnt want to waste any 14 year old pussy . did he?
Why did God create women before men? He didnāt want any advice on how to do it
One day, Jim saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. He asked if he was an orphan. The kid said, āYeah what gave me away?ā Jim said,ā l donāt see any parents.ā
An advantage of being an orphan the teacher can't give you any homework
If I was any more inbred I'd be a sandwich
why can't orphans watch PG? they don't have any parental guidance
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic ocean? Yeah it went on and on.
I wonder if any of these people are still alive.
Anyways,
When I arived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.
What comedy skill canāt any cripple master? Stand up.
Why is an orphan bad a at tennis?
Cuz eh couldn't get any love
A guy and his girl just finished making love. Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks "Have you thought about any baby names?". The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says "Well propably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this"
Hey guys,
I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...
Learn math the easiest way from Pendu Multiplying any number by 0 is 0 itself. Hint: Multiplying any number by Pendu's G/A in 2022 is 0 itself. The answer is 0.
Why couldnāt the principal call the orphan parents Because he donāt have any.
You never think of how people will react to an event, my friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
I remember the time Gordon Ramsay did a African food episode... to bad it was so short he couldnāt find any
