And jokes
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf.
Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the PSG training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE! 🤬😡
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
Memes
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.
I'm sorry and I apologize mean the same thing, except at a funeral.
What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash.
If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.
Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
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What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy.
You wouldn’t believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
Mommy, mommy! Are we drug dealers?
Shut up and cut the coke.