Why didn't Trump beat Biden?
Because he couldn't trump that bitch!
The statue of liberty is French she ain't even American deport that bitch!
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein? A high school pill party.
Why did Trump go to Jeffrey's secret Island?
So he could trump that little bitch!
What do you getting you cross bill cosby and Jeffrey Epstein? Predator 2
Why didn't Donald trump not pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him? Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.
You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't.” JFK’s assassin certainly can!
does donald know his wife is mexican?
a man died and went to heaven. here he met jesus. there were two clocks, the man asked whats with the clocks?. jesus answered this is mother theresa's clock she has not lied so the clock hasnt moved, this is abraham lincoln's clock; he's only lied twice so its moved twice. where's donald trumps the man asked. jesus replied: its in my office im using it as a ceiling fan.
Why do they call America when literally nothing is free?
i am a fat girl
in america 1 in 10 houses there are a paedophiles
not me i live next to a smoking hot 8 year old
want a kiss daddy wand a blow job
why are we still fighting in darkness
mission failed soldier we will get em next time
why did my dad leave me and my mum?
i told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying daddy yeeeees
why did my fuck a girl because she said uh
The US Navy Atlantic Fleet is closing in on the North American shores. Suddenly a blip on the radar appears and the radio starts crackling:
"Hello please divert to 5°East to avoid collision. Thank you." The commander starts answering: "No you divert 5° West to avoid collision. Over!" "Sorry sir You are the one who should divert to 5°East! Over! "Listen to me you asshole! We are the USS Washington and we have an entire fleet at our disposal and be sure we'll use all means necessary to keep ourselves safe!" After a moment of silence, the radio crackled again: "In case you still haven't figured out, we can't move BECAUSE THIS IS A LIGHTHOUSE!"
Q: What did Donald Trump say after America gave him the boot?
A: What am I supposed to do with one boot?
What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency? Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔
JOE BIDEN
