Always jokes
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
Being an orphan always has an upside; for instance, a bag of chips is family-sized.
Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.
Why is Broly always mad?
Answer: His bros dead.
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
I hate sitting in traffic, I always get run over.
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Answer: The future.
My name is Devonair.
When I get a haircut, it's always bald.
Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."
My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*
I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: “I’m gonna sleep for a little.”
Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."
Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.
People always call me heartless. That’s not true. I have a heart... it just wasn’t meant for you.
Louis Armstrong and Tork Poettschke go for a walk.
One says to the other, "My wife always says that icke is no worse than the other men."
"How many men does your wife have?"
Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?
Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance.
What do Africans always play? They play The Hunger Games.
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.