Always jokes
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
People always call me heartless. That’s not true. I have a heart... it just wasn’t meant for you.
The penis has a sad life. His hair is always a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
He also stands up for kids who can't defend themselves.
Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?
Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance.
What do Africans always play? They play The Hunger Games.
I'm 5'6", and my mom is 5'1" and 1/2. She always says she's going to get a suicide vest and fill it with bricks and squish me. I tell her good luck.
And when she tries to hug me, she says, "You're too fucking tall, kid," so I usually reply with "Go get a stool then."
At weddings my mom always tells me I’m next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.
I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
Why are vampires always sick?
Because they are coffin.