Always jokes
Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.
Why is Broly always mad?
Answer: His bros dead.
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Answer: The future.
Memes
Always Me
A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.
Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
Being an orphan always has an upside; for instance, a bag of chips is family-sized.
Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale."
"A gallon?" the barkeeper asks.
"Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."
What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!