Always jokes
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.
I'm 5'6", and my mom is 5'1" and 1/2. She always says she's going to get a suicide vest and fill it with bricks and squish me. I tell her good luck.
And when she tries to hug me, she says, "You're too fucking tall, kid," so I usually reply with "Go get a stool then."
I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!
Memes
Always the kid who acts gay
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
Why are vampires always sick?
Because they are coffin.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
At weddings my mom always tells me I’m next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.
Why is Broly always mad?
Answer: His bros dead.
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.
Being an orphan always has an upside; for instance, a bag of chips is family-sized.
Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Answer: The future.
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.