Always jokes

Why are vampires always sick?

Because they are coffin.

You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔

At weddings my mom always tells me I’m next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.

Why is Broly always mad?

Answer: His bros dead.

What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?

Well, they weren’t always orphans.

Being an orphan always has an upside; for instance, a bag of chips is family-sized.

Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.

Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?

Because they train at the best school.

What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?

Answer: The future.

Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.

Why are orphans so fond of shadows?

They're the only thing that accompanies them always.

I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.

My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?

Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.

Why are Mexicans good at Uno?

They always steal the green card.

Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?

Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁

I always wonder what girls are thinking about. Maybe balls.

A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale."

"A gallon?" the barkeeper asks.

"Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."

What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.

One day I visited my friend in a hospital.

I remember when I spoke, "You know, sometimes it's reaching its peak and its lowest state, but I know you'll always end like the others at calming and straight!"

Yes, I talked about the heart monitor beside him.

Me people call me emo.

Older cousin: Why?

Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.