Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
Why does nobody talk to the letter G?
Because it's always in the middle of awkward!
Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.
A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.
Say what you want about Jeffery Dahmer, but he always managed to get a head.
