Always jokes
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
ALWAYS ME
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
Why does nobody talk to the letter G?
Because it's always in the middle of awkward!
I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale."
"A gallon?" the barkeeper asks.
"Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁