Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always COUNT his BARS
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping BEATS, not BETS
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the STREET SIGNS
Once, there was a woman who had a husband and a dog. The husband dies.
The dog would always sleep under the bed, and when the woman would go to sleep, she'd put her hand down, and the dog would lick it to say she/he was alright. One night, it was thunderstorming. She put her hand down and the dog licked normally. She heard the dog whimper, so she put her hand down like normal, as the dog always does, he/she licks her hand.
Then she heard dripping coming from the bathroom, so she went to go stop the leaking that might be coming from the tap, but the tap wasn't on, nor was it dripping. She turns on the light and looks up at the roof to see if the roof was leaking but turns out her dog was hung by its head above the bathtub.
On the mirror it said, "Humans can lick too," in the dog's blood.
This is a true story, don't be afraid to look it up!
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.
Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime. Little Johnny always takes the nickel.
One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?”
Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”
Scratches on an icy road and kills 50 people on the bus, and when they get to Heaven, God feels so bad for them and grants them all one wish.
The first lady in the line was always worried about her looks, so she wished to be beautiful, and the guy behind her couldn’t think of what to wish about, so he also wished to be beautiful. This kept on going, but the guy at the end of the line started to laugh. When he got to God, God says, “What is your one wish, my son?” He said, “I wish you can make them all ugly again.”
Danny's Chromebook, Charger in his eager hands, Power for his world.
Fingers click and type, Words flow with electric grace, Thoughts come to life.
Screen illuminates, Imagination takes flight, Limitless pages.
Infinite knowledge, Unleashed through digital realms, Chromebook charger's might.
Danny's trusted friend, Always ready to connect, Bound by cord and fate.
Together they thrive, Exploring vast horizons, Endless possibilities.
Danny with his Chromebook charger, A duo, unstoppable, Unleashing their dreams.
what animal always breaks the law? a cheetah
