I am sick and tired of horror movies; it is always the stupid ones that die first. When you see a guy in a dark, bloody coat and a knife, he ain't there to just look at yah run; don't scream, run!
Jesus seemed like he was probably a good guy; healed the sick, fed the hungry, and gave good advice.
Jesus had only one flaw: he was always hanging around.
Why don’t rappers tell secrets?
Because they always end up DROPPING it.
I will always remember my dad's last words...
Oh wait, I never knew them.
I despise lumberjacks. They are always barking up the wrong tree, all bark and no bite.
They just need to leaf people alone or stick with something nicer.
My dad always used to beat me, but he never beat cancer.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? cus they always eat the bat
What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)
What do orphans call a family photo? A Selfie
Why do asses make the best detectives?
They always CRACK the case
He was a head of his class... Mom always says, "Stay ahead!"
What always roars, but cannot talk? What always moves, but cannot walk?
A waterfall.
When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?
Just barely hugging you! Lol.
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
why are apples and orphans the same? They always get picked on
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
My father always used to say:
"What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger."
Until the accident.
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
