Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a BEAT
What's do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your BACK
Why do asses make the best detectives?
They always CRACK the case
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS
People who wannabe rich an famous rappers should always look at rapeboat, and learn wat not to do.
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the LINES
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the MIC and picked up WEIGHTS
Why do butts always win at poker?
They always hold the best PAIRS
My cousin really loves baseball He always Brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A PESSIMIST-CHEEK
This guy went to the gas station to get some gas, and as he asked the cashier for gas he noticed a terrible smell. He asked what the smell was and the cashier replied "that's your gas, cuz I farted. Now hand me the 20 bucks!" The guy said "no, not the kind that comes from your ass, but the kind you put in a car!" The cashier says "that fart was worth 20 bucks, so beat it!" Guy says "I need real gas, nothing about your ass impresses me!" Then another guy gets in line and says "I know the guy personally, we grew up together. Always trying to be the cool kid in school, bragging about his big horse's ass...no wonder he was always the *butt* of all jokes!"
Video game company names always make me make puns I didn’t Nintendo.
Julius’s wife always stands behind him. Therefore, whenever he looks in the mirror, he sees her (Caesar).
So you know how sheets are always so tight at hotels?
Well i looked under the bed and there is a freaking room cleaner holding the sheets. all he says is "don't ask or you shall die"
Mr. Smith: Neona, tell us what you have for the biggest competition that we can do to keep our competitors out of the winning streak.
Neona: Will thought we used more sales and more advertising.
Mr. Smith: It's already a good idea. Now what about the business plan? We need it as recommendations to keep the business going. Tell me, what do you have in mine?
Neona: It is better to always have a plan. I was thinking that we can get higher prices and always get great deals, the people will go nuts for a great deal!
Mr. Smith: Perfect. Now let's take a 5 minute break.
Mr. Smith: Ok, 5 minutes is up!
Now Neona, I know you are an intern, but what are the best things we can do for the company?
Neona: Hmm...lets see...will we can start with all the things people love! If this is going to work then we have have to......
Gwen (😐): Addison, I don't mean to be mean but ur rlly starting tb an asshole!
Addison (😞): I don't know what u mean. I've always been an asshole. That is why people pound me in the asshole!
Kariah (🖕🏼) : that sad!
Why does cheetah always lose in a test because he is a cheater
