Always jokes
You went the wrong way. Always choose the right path.
There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
I always press the stop button to see you.
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
I like men like I like money, always getting lost under my bed.
When I tell people my girlfriend's packin', they always think she's really good with a gun.
She's actually transgender and on the waiting list for surgery.
My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.
I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.
Why does nobody talk to the letter G?
Because it's always in the middle of awkward!
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.