Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS
Your hairlines exactly like your nose it’s always offside
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
i am so disapointed in this race. brown skinned street shitters godamm the lowest of the low southeast asians lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on there phones no iq ugly uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
chinese always proud of their principle in business the fact is only products they copy that go international except for covid.
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to CAPTURE the RAP STAR
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
Chill MC
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the RHYME BUS
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a RAP-TITUDE for chillin'
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could NAVIGATE his way through the RAP GAME
Why do disabled people make good golfers? Because they're always handicapped
Once there was a woman who had a husband and a dog, the husband dies. The dog would always sleep under the bed and when the woman would go to sleep, she'd put her hand down and the dog would like it to say she/he was alright. One night it was thunder storming. She put her hand down and the dog licked normally. She heard the dog whimper so she put her hand down like normal, as the dog always does he/she likes her hand.
Then she heard dripping coming from the bathroom so she went to go stop the leaking that might be coming from the tap. But the tap wasn't on, nor was it dripping. She turns on the light and looks up at the roof to see if the roof was leaking but turns out her dog was hung by its head above the bathtub.
On the mirror it said, "Humans can like too", in the dogs blood.
This is a true story, don't be afraid to look it up!
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime Little Johnny always takes the nickel. One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?” Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”
Scratches on an icy road and kills or 50 people on the bus and when they get to heaven God feel so bad for them and grants them all one wish the first lady in the line was always worried about her looks so she wish to be beautiful and the guy behind her couldn’t think of what to want to wish about so he also wish to be beautiful but this keep on going but the guy at the end of the line started to laugh when he got to God he said God says what’s what is your one wish my son I wish you can make them all ugly again
Danny's Chromebook, Charger in his eager hands, Power for his world.
Fingers click and type, Words flow with electric grace, Thoughts come to life.
Screen illuminates, Imagination takes flight, Limitless pages.
Infinite knowledge, Unleashed through digital realms, Chromebook charger's might.
Danny's trusted friend, Always ready to connect, Bound by cord and fate.
Together they thrive, Exploring vast horizons, Endless possibilities.
Danny with his Chromebook charger, A duo, unstoppable, Unleashing their dreams.
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