I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
I always wonder what girls are thinking about. Maybe balls.
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: “I’m gonna sleep for a little.”
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Answer: The future.
Being an orphan always has an upside; for instance, a bag of chips is family-sized.
I hate sitting in traffic, I always get run over.
Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.
Why is Broly always mad?
Answer: His bros dead.
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."
My name is Devonair.
When I get a haircut, it's always bald.
Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."
My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*
I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.
Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
