Always jokes
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
You went the wrong way. Always choose the right path.
Like, if you hate wearing a mask.
Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!
True story by the way.
I always press the stop button to see you.
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.
I like men like I like money, always getting lost under my bed.
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.
The penis has a sad life. His hair is always a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
He also stands up for kids who can't defend themselves.
Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?
Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance.
People always call me heartless. That’s not true. I have a heart... it just wasn’t meant for you.
What do Africans always play? They play The Hunger Games.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.