Why did the kid get grounded? Because he was always lion.
Why is he called Stephen Hawking?
Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.
At least he always has a shoulder to cry on.
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.
I always wonder what girls are thinking about. Maybe balls.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
One day I visited my friend in a hospital.
I remember when I spoke, "You know, sometimes it's reaching its peak and its lowest state, but I know you'll always end like the others at calming and straight!"
Yes, I talked about the heart monitor beside him.
Why does nobody talk to the letter G?
Because it's always in the middle of awkward!
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
