Always jokes
I always press the stop button to see you.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had mad flow!
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.
ALWAYS ME
A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale."
"A gallon?" the barkeeper asks.
"Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."
What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
I always wonder what girls are thinking about. Maybe balls.
At weddings my mom always tells me I’m next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.
Why did the kid get grounded? Because he was always lion.
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
One day I visited my friend in a hospital.
I remember when I spoke, "You know, sometimes it's reaching its peak and its lowest state, but I know you'll always end like the others at calming and straight!"
Yes, I talked about the heart monitor beside him.
Why is he called Stephen Hawking?
Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.