Always jokes
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
Memes
Always Me
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
What does a student always get on an alphabet test?
A!
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
You went the wrong way. Always choose the right path.
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!
A skeleton decided to become an assassin.
He was always skull-king around!
I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
Who makes more money, a drug dealer or a prostitute?
A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack and sell it again.
Like, if you hate wearing a mask.
Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!
True story by the way.
There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
I always press the stop button to see you.
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
Why doesn't George Washington carry his ID?
Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.