Always jokes
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
A skeleton decided to become an assassin.
He was always skull-king around!
I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
What does a student always get on an alphabet test?
A!
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
Like, if you hate wearing a mask.
Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!
True story by the way.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
I like men like I like money, always getting lost under my bed.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.
Who makes more money, a drug dealer or a prostitute?
A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack and sell it again.
You went the wrong way. Always choose the right path.
There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
I always press the stop button to see you.
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!