Always jokes
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
"Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.
BlessedBrian is always stupid, but he’s been making a SPECIAL EFFORT recently.
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
Why doesn't George Washington carry his ID?
Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.