Why you should never borrow money from dwarves? Because they always short 😁😁😁😁
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: I’m gonna sleep for a little.
Why did the kid get grounded? Because he was always lion
i always woder what girls are thinking about. mabe balls
Me people call me emo Older cosin why Becase i always have my hood up and where black cloths and ware black cross earrings
Why is he called Stephen Hawking ? Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people. 😎
At least he always has a shoulder to cry on.
idk why, but every 911 joke i've heard always comes crashing down.
My friend: Hey, why u always smiling? Me:Cuz life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.
At weddings my mom always tells me I’m next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always COUNT his BARS
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the BEET
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never SKIPPED a BEAT
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the RHYME SIDE
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept SPITTING ICE
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the BEAT
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping BEATS, not BETS
