Always jokes
BlessedBrian is always stupid, but he’s been making a SPECIAL EFFORT recently.
Why do Chinese people never play baseball?
Because they always eat the bat.
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
"Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
Why doesn't George Washington carry his ID?
Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.
A skeleton decided to become an assassin.
He was always skull-king around!
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
Who makes more money, a drug dealer or a prostitute?
A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack and sell it again.
What does a student always get on an alphabet test?
A!
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!
Like, if you hate wearing a mask.
Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!
True story by the way.