Always jokes
Why do orphans always ask Alexa to order milk?
Because their dad never brought it home.
Why is the number 10 always scared?
Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
I always look at the earth and think, "Ahh, this is TREE-ific!"
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
I like men like I like money, always getting lost under my bed.
Don't trust stairs... They are always up to something.
You know what's so horrible about this website?
When I mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. No more identity theft for me.
Why did Helen Keller have no ornaments on her Christmas tree?
'Cause she always dropped them.
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
Why is Santa always a b*tch, calling people names like, "Hoe, hoe, hoe?"
I used to have a phobia of pogo sticks. Those things always made me jump.
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."
Why is Santa's sack always full?
Because he only comes once a year.
I always say no to drugs, but considering that I'm talking to them right now, I probably already said yes.
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?