Why didn’t the girl like stairs? They were always up to something.
why are grave yards so popular? because people are always dying to get into them
A miscarriage always brings the child out in me.
I will always remember my grandpa's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"
I was always to I’m to small to ride but every girl I’ve been with rated me a 9.5
What did the American say to the russian?? Why u always russian
Once a cheetah, always a cheetah.
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.
Everyone's always saying they're so worried about America's big button, the one that controls all the nuclear power. I'm not worried about that...I'm worried about the idiot on the end of it.
'' What place can you always find suicidal cows at? ''
"Mc Donald's."
What is the one thing wrong with Asian pet stores... There is always a kitchen in the back
Why does Aaron always look depressed? Because his grandma's dead.
So you know how sheets are always so tight at hotels?
Well i looked under the bed and there is a freaking room cleaner holding the sheets. all he says is "don't ask or you shall die"
question: Why cant you trust tree? answer: Cause they are always shaddy
Why does peter pan always fly because he NeverLands
I despise lumberjacks. They are always barking up the wrong tree, all bark and no bite. They just need to leaf people a lone or stick with something nicer
My grandma always loved to craft clothing. She dyed last week.
How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime? They were always using pyramid schemes!!
Why is it that when Donald Trump and Melania make love she is always on top?
Donald Trump can only F@#k up.
RIP Stephan Hawking who was buried today.......he did always love black holes.
