Why is trump always in debt, his university isn't paid off yet!
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’. (This joke sucks ik 🥲)
Why is the sand always pissed of?
Because the sand never waves back!
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. 2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon. 3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.” 4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop. 5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river. 6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils. 7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope. 8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves. 9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match. 10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee. 11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”). 12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted. 13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff. 14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat. 15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball. 16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing. 17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wanna be goths
why do 911 jokes always fail. they always crash and burn
High school crush: why do you always look so sad? Me: my mom is dead and my favorite grandma and my uncle killed both of them and now he's in jail. High school crush: shit. Sorry about that. Me: and my crush hasent asked me out. High school crush: who is it Me: you Him: goodbye (as he runs away and never comes back) Me: fuck that
I have a friend of mine from school, I always see them with bangs so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came.. their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead. :)
-Dark_Humor
What did the calculator say to the student? You can always count on me.
I never knew the kid at School had Autism, I always just thought he was walking into cobwebs. 🤔
Q: why do depressed people alway have colored hair?
A: that’s as close they can get to die
why should you always be a friend with and emo kid. they always hang around
I always knew that Maranda sings was orbiting Uranus
Latias is red Latios is blue you should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu
Why are Cheetahs bad at running away. They always get spotted
Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks... "Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?"
"Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That's why grandpa has to take the blue pills."
Why can't heaven and hell ever be one 2nd paradise? Heaven always has 5 star reviews.
its always fun to take anti-depressants, you either choose to take one, or the whole bottle.
I’m like an escalator because I’m always letting people down
A skeleton decided to become an assassin He was always skull-king around