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Always jokes

My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.

People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.

1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.

2. We all give each other a hand when needed.

Last but not least, we play Twister.

My family is lucky I was born so smart. Every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.

What is the first thing you should always take care of first after a car crash?

The witnesses.

What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?

Her dad always comes back.

Why are people in Japan always skinny?

Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.

Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.

I always say no to drugs, but considering that I'm talking to them right now, I probably already said yes.