Why was the kinetic sand always happy?
Because it was kinetic with its friends!
Why are orphans always at school. Cause they can't be home schooled.
Why should you put an orphanage by a cemetery?
So they can always see their parents.
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
I always say no to drugs, but considering that I'm talking to them right now, I probably already said yes.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Why are cheetahs not good at hiding?They’re always spotted
What does a student always get on an alphabet test?
A!
Why do trees always gotta leave me hanging?
I always think that percussions are golden, but cheeks are brass.
Why is Santa always so happy? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?
One day my sister was making hotdogs. My sister asked me if I wanted some. I said no. Then my sister asked my friend, and he always said no.
Then my sister said I have to eat it plain with no flavor. We have no ketchup, mustard, or onions. My friend said I got something to give it flavor. My sister said, "Okay."
My sister left the kitchen to get something. I asked my friend what are you going to do. Then he took the hotdog bread, opened it, and ran his penis all around it, and put some white cream that came out of his penis. I put the hotdogs on the bread. Then my sister came back and put hotdogs on the hotdog bread. I told my sister the hotdogs are ready. She ate them. I asked how were the hotdogs. My sister said, "I don’t know what flavor is this, but it is very tasty."
The mailman came to drop the mail off.
Me (son): I went and told my mommy that daddy is home.
Mommy tells me, "You got no daddy."
Then I say, "I hear you always call the mailman daddy."
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
At least he always has a shoulder to cry on.
Why is he called Stephen Hawking?
Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
