What is the first thing you should always take care of first after a car crash?
The witnesses.
What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?
Her dad always comes back.
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.
Why should you put an orphanage by a cemetery?
So they can always see their parents.
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
I always say no to drugs, but considering that I'm talking to them right now, I probably already said yes.
Why are cheetahs not good at hiding?
They’re always spotted!
What does a student always get on an alphabet test?
A!
I always think that percussions are golden, but cheeks are brass.