Always jokes
Bro, my friend is always using zodiacs as an excuse.
The other day he said he couldn't hang out with me because of cancer. I told him to fuck off. Then I realized why he was mad after that...
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
What Pokémon is always disappointed? Wynaut.
Orphan: Am going to see my mom in the kitchen because they are always in there.
Orphan: Realizes.
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.
Why are history teachers always women? Because they like to bring up the past.
Why do people love dating orphans?
Because they're always home alone.
I’m enyaw and I fancy my PE teacher. She is called Kelly Pearce and I go to Beckfoot Oakbank. I always watch her because I am a creep. I live at school under the stairs, but I also try [to] follow her home, and if I'm unsuccessful I look her up on a dodgy website and go on Google maps and look at her door.
I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?