I just gotta come out and say it. I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining⛏ community.
I hate orange but that always juice back
When I was 17 my mom’s door was always locked I wonder what she was doing
Everyone always has a special person in there life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus
I always wear puma, put ma ballz in your mouth
My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.
People always ask what the secret of our families happiness is. It is simple really. 1 Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week. 2. We all give each other a hand when needed. Last but not least we play twister.
My family is lucky I was born so smart, every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.
What is the first thing you should always take care of first after a car crash?
The witnesses.
whats the differneces between me and elizabeth afton .... her dad always comes back.
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play trash is always in your way. LOL
when I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than its always a nut shot
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.
why was the kinetic sand always happy?
because it was kinetic with its friends!
Why are orphans always at school. Cause they can't be home schooled.
Why should you put an orphanage by a cemetery?
So they can always see their parents.
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush
why do people hate math? they always get hungry while learning abot the pie chart
