Always jokes
I'm always hanging in there.
Hanging on the wall.
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
So a lady was walking down the street with two bags, and one of the bags was leaking $100 bills. A cop pulls up and he says, “Ma’am, ma’am, your bag is leaking hundred dollar bills.” Then she says, “Oh, thank you. I wonder how long that’s been going on.” And the cop says, “Before I help you, may I ask why your bag is leaking $100 bills?” And the lady says, “OK, I’ll tell you. So I live next to a stadium, and I have this beautiful rose garden, but these dumb teenagers always try and pee on the rosebushes. So they stick their junk through the fence, and I grab their junk. I said, ‘$100 dollars or it’s coming off.’” The cop says, “Oh, OK, well what’s the other bag for?” And she says, “Well, not all of them want to give me $100.”
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.
"Prostitutes love their jobs; they're always having a blast!"
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?
No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!
Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
I was swimming in a pool on my vacation when a fan of mine approached me. He said he wanted an autograph and gave me a pen to sign it. I accidentally dropped the pen in the pool. Suddenly, Penaldo came out of NOWHERE and dove to save it. He said he always dives for pens.
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it?
The salad could be dressing!
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?
COBRA GRINDSET OF THE DAY: Depression isn't real. You feel sad, you move on.
You will always be depressed if your life is depressing. Change it, bitch!
I always wonder what girls are thinking about. Maybe balls.
I have always been scared of stairs; they're always up to something.
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.