society is like chess, its always whites vs blacks
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime Little Johnny always takes the nickel. One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?” Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? Its kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
Who are the best at bowling? Terrorists they always throw strikes.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in
if someone wears black say "If you see someone wears black , they always be emo
Once there was a woman who had a husband and a dog, the husband dies. The dog would always sleep under the bed and when the woman would go to sleep, she'd put her hand down and the dog would like it to say she/he was alright. One night it was thunder storming. She put her hand down and the dog licked normally. She heard the dog whimper so she put her hand down like normal, as the dog always does he/she likes her hand.
Then she heard dripping coming from the bathroom so she went to go stop the leaking that might be coming from the tap. But the tap wasn't on, nor was it dripping. She turns on the light and looks up at the roof to see if the roof was leaking but turns out her dog was hung by its head above the bathtub.
On the mirror it said, "Humans can like too", in the dogs blood.
This is a true story, don't be afraid to look it up!
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home depot
you and your sister always get into a fight a she says "i dont care" then you say right away "about you"
Whats the difference between an apple and an orphan, one is always picked.
Why cant a kid with adhd shoot a gun? Their focus is always off.
If ypu were to drop an emo & a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first
The leaf cuz the emo is always hanging
I'm always hanging in there. Hanging on the wall
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
So a lady was walking down the street with two bags and one of the bags was leaking $100 bills and a cop pulls up and he says “ma’am ma’am your bag is leaking hundred dollar bills” then she says “Oh thank you I wonder how long that’s been going on” and the cop says “ before I help you may I ask why your bag is leaking $100 bill” and the Lady says “OK I’ll tell you so I live next to a stadium and I have this beautiful rose garden but he’s dumb teenagers always try and pee on the rosebushes so they stick their junk through the fence and I grabbed your junk I said $100 dollars or its coming off” the cop says “oh OK well what’s the other bag for” and she says well not all of them want to give me $100.
a orphan we no jokes
jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes
what's the difference between an APPLE and an ORPHAN, the APPLE always get picked
prostitutes love their job's their always having a blast
idk why, but every 911 joke i've heard always comes crashing down.
