Why are history teachers always women? Because they like to bring up the past.
Always Jokes
Why do people love dating orphans?
Because they're always home alone.
I’m enyaw and I fancy my PE teacher. She is called Kelly Pearce and I go to Beckfoot Oakbank. I always watch her because I am a creep. I live at school under the stairs, but I also try [to] follow her home, and if I'm unsuccessful I look her up on a dodgy website and go on Google maps and look at her door.
I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.
Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime. Little Johnny always takes the nickel.
One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?”
Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
