why did the goat have an abortion? because she already had too many kids!
Guy : are you depression cause you're crippling me Car driver : no I'm the guy that hit you with his car and crippled you Guy : don't worry I was already crippled because I got crippling depression
thats not my name but okay thats cool my name is coco but okay and i already knew jayden was a boy who is bi
I was playing basket ball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.
I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers yours are already broken.
a kid was asking a mother for money
mother: sorry I don't have money
the kid kept asking the mother for money
mother: I already told you I don't have money
the kid(the middle child): I'm your fucking child
What did the helicopter say to the mountain? Kobe!!!
Just send me to hell already
i always say no to drugs but considering that im talking to them rn i probably already said yes
Why doesn't a teddy bear eat? Because it is already stuffed
On 1.April there was a baby born in the hospital when the doctor out of sudden directly takes the baby from the mother and smashes as hard he can to the wall. The mother crying and yelling "What did you do ? You killed my Baby !! Why did you kill my Baby ?". The doctor just laughes and says "April april it was already dead".
Hahaha
Imagine getting rickrolled, oh i forgot you already get rickrolled yesterday
Hello my fellow americans Im playing clash royal for the USA clan and 2 tower are already gone?
Kenshiro is already dead.
Why did 2 4s skip dinner, because the already ate.
MAybe I’ll be tracer
I’m already tracer
Me: Doctor can I get new butt? My old one has a crack in it. Doctor: I told you a billion times already. Everyone's butt has a crack in it. Me: How do you know that?