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Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart.

But apparently there is something in your heart, so I already have scissors in my heart.

Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.

"Ugly kid, I feel ugly."

"Me? You don't have feel ugly, you already ugly."

Someone: Didn’t we already meet somewhere?

Me: Yeah. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.

Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?

Because they already lost 2 towers.

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

They already lost two towers.

You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?

Confusion life question!!!

* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?

The sun is already bright, stupid!

Don't say you want to eat out a five-year-old's pussy, because I have already shoved a glass dildo in her tight ass pussy, UwU.

What's the difference between all the jokes on this page? Nothing, they're all knockoffs of old jokes you've already heard that aren't funny. Penis!

So Johnny Depp made an appearance on the MTV Video Music Awards as an astronaut. It really looks like he wants to be the new Elon Musk, whatever career path is most viable for Depp. I got to admit, if launching crystal meth into your nostrils and your anus is as viable as launching rockets to Mars, Johnny Depp would surpass Elon Musk in net worth.

Then again, the money Depp spends on alcohol each month, he could have bought all of Michael Bloomberg's penthouses in Manhattan. Sure sounds like he also shares the same financial advisor as Donald Trump, who thought it was a magnificent idea to launch Trump Airlines and Trump Ice. He already shares the same pro-Kremlin lawyer, by the way.

Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*

Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you just finish me off already?

Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(

This isn't really a joke, but it's true. Your picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)

Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!

Why can't Helen Keller drive?

'Cause she's already dead.

Why can’t the turd fart? Because it already shitted!