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I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...
Because you already look ugly.
Why are you guys making fun of priests?
Because you have a suga daddy already.
Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.
Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart.
But apparently there is something in your heart, so I already have scissors in my heart.
Why did the three 23s not go to the orphanage?
Because they already 69'd.
Joe Rogan to Christopher Doemges: "What can you tell me about musicians of the 18th century?" Doemges: "They're all dead already!"
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
The sun is already bright, stupid!
Don't say you want to eat out a five-year-old's pussy, because I have already shoved a glass dildo in her tight ass pussy, UwU.
What's the difference between all the jokes on this page? Nothing, they're all knockoffs of old jokes you've already heard that aren't funny. Penis!
Why can't America play chess?
They're already missing 2 towers.
So Johnny Depp made an appearance on the MTV Video Music Awards as an astronaut. It really looks like he wants to be the new Elon Musk, whatever career path is most viable for Depp. I got to admit, if launching crystal meth into your nostrils and your anus is as viable as launching rockets to Mars, Johnny Depp would surpass Elon Musk in net worth.
Then again, the money Depp spends on alcohol each month, he could have bought all of Michael Bloomberg's penthouses in Manhattan. Sure sounds like he also shares the same financial advisor as Donald Trump, who thought it was a magnificent idea to launch Trump Airlines and Trump Ice. He already shares the same pro-Kremlin lawyer, by the way.
Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.
Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you just finish me off already?
This isn't really a joke, but it's true. Your picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)
Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
I can’t remember if I already said this or not. I might have already said this. Also, this is a true story.
So, I’m walking into a store in Amish country, and there’s this guy with a bear trap. Then my mom’s friend says, "This guy’s gonna catch some bears." Then the Amish guy stops, looks around, and whispers, “It’s for democrats.”