What would you name a detective if he didn't already have a name?
Cassie.
Get it?
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What's the difference between a parachute and a coffin?
One brings you safely to the ground, and the other is a last resort when you've already hit it.
alirght im gonna drink the lo- carb one to see how it compares to the normal monster. holy shit it tastes just like the original one. theres like a weird afer taste though. kinda like a sparkling water one. i love monster ive drank about 5 cans already
I can’t remember if I already said this or not I might of already said this also this is a true story. So I’m walking into a store in Amish country and there’s this guy with a bear trap then my moms friend says this guys gonna catch some bears then the Amish guy stop looks around and whispers “it’s for democrats”
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Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart but apparently there is something in your heart so I already have scissors in my heart
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My son wore his new 'Go Vegan' Hoodie for the first time today and already he's been verbally abused as well as being punched, kicked & spat on!!!! And he's not even left the house yet!!!
confusion life question!!! . can you cry underwater? . do fishes ever get thirsty? . why don't birds fall out the tree when the sleep? . why is a building called that when its already built? . when they say dog food is new and improved, who taste is?
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I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon. As if there's already enough plastic in the ocean.
I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...
Because you already look ugly.
so a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said hi i'm your new dad the kid did not think about it and then he did and said but i already have a dad the mom said that was not your real dad
Any want didn’t they said they and slice a everyone offered already you because free guilt pizza entire the eat to you allows enjoy people many not that toppings with pizza a to liking a taking
Someone: Didn’t we already met somewhere? Me: Yeah. That’s why I don’t go there anymore
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You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
