Alien jokes

Scientist time travels into the year 2024.

Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?

Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?

Why do humans hate aliens?

Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!

What snack do aliens like?

Mars Bars.

Why were ET's eyes so big?

Because he saw the phone bill.

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

Park in it, man!

Once the aliens was gonna have a party, they had to planet.

If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?

Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."

Hey guys, it's an alien!

NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots.

What goes boo in a car with no lips?

What happens when an alien connects with your device?

The alien says on your device: ".-- . / - .-. .- ...- . .-.. / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- .- -. -.-- / -- .- -. -.-- / --. .- .-.. .- -..- -.-- ..."

Why is E.T. better than an orphan?

Because he found his way home.

Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.

What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is the weirdest thing to say?

Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops!

Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird).

Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt (really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!

How do you put a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket. 🚀🚀🚀

A NASA scientist is sitting in a bar when a Martian walks in and orders a martini.

The NASA scientist quickly realizes he is dreaming and wakes up. He turns to his wife and tries to explain the dream, but she rolls over and ignores him because she is tired of listening to him.

The NASA scientist begins to sob because his marriage is in shambles. lmao.

How does E.T. have an advantage over orphans? E.T. can actually phone home.

Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.

What would a Down syndrome Ben 10 alien be called?

Chromostone.

Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"