Alien jokes
Why were ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
What happens when an alien connects with your device?
The alien says on your device: ".-- . / - .-. .- ...- . .-.. / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- .- -. -.-- / -- .- -. -.-- / --. .- .-.. .- -..- -.-- ..."
What does Ben 10 call his wife?
Humungouswhore
Area 51 be like:
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is the weirdest thing to say?
Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops!
Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird).
Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt (really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!
Three guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet, and the psycho one says, "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have!"
The first guy says, "Ha! My girlfriend has six! I'm racked up!" The second guy said, "Eh, I am happy with two balls." The third guy said, "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"
A guy listening in enters and says, "Bro, you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?"
Glip gloop glap.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a joke, so are you.
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”
“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”
What snack do aliens like?
Mars Bars.
What goes boo in a car with no lips?
NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots.
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
An alien goes to Area 51, but I wonder why he doesn't go to your house?
Your mamma's so fat, the aliens call her their mother ship!
What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.
Scientist time travels into the year 2024.
Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?