A NASA scientist is sitting in a bar when a Martian walks in and orders a martini. The NASA scientist quickly realizes he is dreaming and wakes up. He turns to his wife and tries to explain the dream, but she rolls over and ignores him because she is tired of listening to him. The NASA scientist begins to sob because his marriage is in shambles. lmao
If aliens were real
Then orphans would finally have a home
why humans hate aliens because fortnite took them out of the game and i want aliens back in fortnte
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “do aliens exist” “of course they do! They live in Mexico!”
What snack do aliens like?
Mars Bars
NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots
Your mamma's so fat the aliens call her their mother ship
We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.
Your is so ugly that aliens don’t come here
do you know wut fortnite before season 2 chapter 3/ they put the foundation/the rock in the water wher aliens were that season
me: are you an alien friend: no me: ya because your too ugly to bee one
ONCE THE ALIENS WAS GONNA HAVE A PARTY , THEY HAD TO PLAN-ET
Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same but no aliens for the disabled person
Do you know why no one speaks about George Washington? John Adams turned him into atoms. John Adams was an alien.
Jo mama so fat that when aliens envaded earth they said wow two in one
DAM U LOOK OUT OF THIS WORLD BECAUSE U GOT A BIG HEAD LIKE A ALIEN
