Alien Jokes

Why did the alien go to the rap battle?

Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes

What is your name in my phone 📲 I love ❤️ your house 🏡 I have been in your art 🖼 for

do you know wut fortnite before season 2 chapter 3/ they put the foundation/the rock in the water wher aliens were that season

Things said by racist aliens:

"Some of my best friends are Green." "I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship." "You're very pretty for a Purple girl." "We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!" "Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people." "You 2-headed people are so stupid!" "No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes." "Get out of my store you grigger!" "The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"

What do you call a muslim in america being pursued by a perv Alien Vs Predator

Hay guys it’s a a lien

I DO’NT WANT T DATE A ALEIN

A NASA scientist is sitting in a bar when a Martian walks in and orders a martini. The NASA scientist quickly realizes he is dreaming and wakes up. He turns to his wife and tries to explain the dream, but she rolls over and ignores him because she is tired of listening to him. The NASA scientist begins to sob because his marriage is in shambles. lmao

I found alien in my backyard I put him to work. He went to farm never seen him again moments later he is on daily planet acting as reporter a green rock smashed my house. I called him back he passed out.

I remarked you lazy

ONCE THE ALIENS WAS GONNA HAVE A PARTY , THEY HAD TO PLAN-ET

Do you know why no one speaks about George Washington? John Adams turned him into atoms. John Adams was an alien.

If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be "Alien vs Predator"?