New AK Jokes

"A llahu Aks into a bar..."

And it blows up!

When the teacher gives me an F on my exam,

but I have an AK-47 in my backpack.

*Is honestly the best policy.*

Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid), what comes after X?

The quiet kid: Splosion.

Teacher: What comes after A?

The quiet kid: AK-47.

Teacher: Faints.

What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?

An AK-BAR 47.

Where do terrorists go for a drink?

At the Allahu-ak Bar.

What do you call a retard with AK special forces?

Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?

The quiet kid: AK-47.

I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."

What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?

Special forces.

A teacher is teaching a class algebra. Timmy, you've worked out it is AK, but what is 59 minus 12? Timmy shakes his head, not knowing. The teacher asks, "How about AK 49 minus 2?" Timmy replies with um... The teacher becomes frustrated and yells, "What comes after AK, Timmy!?" The white kid at the back stands, shouts 47, and pulls the trigger.

What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?

An AK-46.

What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?

An AK-46.

Taking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

"Namaste, 6 feet away, or I'll blow you away with this AK!"

The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Not your dad."

Then he says, "What comes after 47?"

The quiet kid says, "AK."

One day, Johnny told his dad that a girl in his class liked him. He thought she was cute. She said, "Aw, you're like candy!" He didn't say anything. He said, "Why don't you think I am sweet like candy?" Little Johnny said, "Well, sometimes I get a toothache, and it hurts, so I stop eating it, like I stopped liking you."