AK jokes
When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"
39, 41, 43, AK, 47... AK-47.
1, 3, 5, M, 9... M-9.
You just made a Mist-ake.
Why did the cow steal an AK-47?
He was a mooslim.