Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.
My dad died in 9-11. At least he did what he loves best, flying planes
Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly? Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight? A: They get their shit packed the night before.
i'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to new york so i flew them to new york and hit the towers that was a tragic story
a gay couple and a lesibian couple are going to the airport which one gets there first ... the lesibian duh they get there "LICITY SPLIT "
I told my friend to fly a plane,
But he threw a ramp of a roof
the terrorists lost there landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closet building becuse religon
Your forehead is so big I could land a jet plane on it.
Chuck Norris doesn't fly on airplanes. Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.
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( the plane ) we can’t go over it we can’t go under it oh no we have to go through it
you live in the airport
what's a buildings first crush, a plane.
"hey look that plane is getting bigge-"
my mom once ate a full giant cheesecake and we were walking to our flight back home and she had to shat. we were walking to the bathroom and she full on in front of the caroulsel, she had a lump of poo in her pants... true story haha
Why did the planes crash into the twin towers ?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on
I caught a cold, Mary earps caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane
The plane said to the tower "Your so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms"
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11 but airport security got him.
