I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane Man next me said you know we’re going to New York right I told him I just wanna know what I got into
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better then shouting he’s got a gun at the airport
Dear Victims.....äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building...äh Amazing City. Theres online but 2000 there ware two Towers.....äh Restaurants. We Hijack the plane....äh Hi Jack. Jack is my Co-pilot and i said hello. Don‘t scream...History Repea..äh.. History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport“💀
Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly? Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.
what's a towers favorite bagel i dont know but it ant plane
I caught a cold, Mary earps caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane
( the plane ) we can’t go over it we can’t go under it oh no we have to go through it
you live in the airport
Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.
What did the plane say to the tower? Give me a kiss.
The plane said to the tower "Your so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms"
"hey look that plane is getting bigge-"
My dad died in 9-11. At least he did what he loves best, flying planes
here comes the airplane 9/11 happens the next day
what's a buildings first crush, a plane.
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11 but airport security got him.
https://me.me/i/water-exists-airport-security-what-the-fuck-did-you-just-fc25990076e54a13abe393eca0d6765a
i'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to new york so i flew them to new york and hit the towers that was a tragic story
What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?
A Boomerang
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.