Airplane jokes

My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.

So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.

There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.

We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.

I know a good airplane joke, but it would probably go over your heads.

The twin towers: No, it won't.

A plane is going to crash. There are four passengers and only three parachutes. All the staff are safe and are gone, leaving the passengers. Ryan Reynolds is the first. He says, "My fans need me," and jumps. Donald Trump takes another and says, "I am the smartest president," and jumps, leaving one. There is a pope and a boy left. The pope says, "Child, my life is over and yours has just begun, take the last parachute." The boy replies, "Don't worry - Donald took my backpack."

What does a bouncy airplane sound like?

Boeing Boeing Boeing...

Any joke that I make about 9/11 has a tendency to crash and burn.

How old are 9/11 victims?

"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"

My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot.

They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"

I tried dressing up as the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers for the office costume party.

It didn't land too well.

What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.

You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?

'Cause then they know they won't die alone.

When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.

What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?

The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.

Wow, that was explosive!

Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!

My father died in 9/11. It's such a shame. He was a great pilot. 😔

My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.

I want to be a pilot.