Airplane jokes

dont make jokes about the accident my dad died in it he was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia :(

I saw some twins, so I threw a paper plane at them.

I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.

People always told me to open doors for elders. So I opened the plane door 5,000 feet up in the air for a grandma.

Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.

There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.

If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like everyone else in the plane.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.

I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...

I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.

Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.

If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"

I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.

Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars but they got jets.

My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot Pakistan has ever seen, Allahu Akbar!

My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.

So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.

There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.

We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.