Airplane jokes

You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."

It isn't funny to joke about 9/11. The jokes tend to crash and burn.

McDonald's has a drive through.

Twin Towers has a fly through.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.

My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.

Open wide, here comes the airplane!

Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?

Someone turned off flight mode.

(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)

Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.

He was a great pilot.

2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.

What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.

Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.

As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.

When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.

Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.

What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?

A 797.

My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.

The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.

I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.

I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.

What do you call a flying Aboriginal?

Boong 747.