Airplane jokes

What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?

A 797.

My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.

The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.

I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.

I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.

What do you call a flying Aboriginal?

Boong 747.

At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!

When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.

dont make jokes about the accident my dad died in it he was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia :(

I saw some twins, so I threw a paper plane at them.

I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.

People always told me to open doors for elders. So I opened the plane door 5,000 feet up in the air for a grandma.

Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.

There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.

If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like everyone else in the plane.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.

I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...

I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.

Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.

If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"