2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.
When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.
Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.
What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
dont make jokes about the accident my dad died in it he was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia :(
I saw some twins, so I threw a paper plane at them.
I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.
People always told me to open doors for elders. So I opened the plane door 5,000 feet up in the air for a grandma.
Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.
There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.
