Airplane jokes

Open wide, here comes the airplane!

Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?

Someone turned off flight mode.

(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)

Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.

He was a great pilot.

2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.

What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.

Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.

As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.

When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.

Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.

What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?

A 797.

My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.

The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.

I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.

I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.

What do you call a flying Aboriginal?

Boong 747.

At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!

When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.

dont make jokes about the accident my dad died in it he was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia :(

I saw some twins, so I threw a paper plane at them.

I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.