Agriculture

Agriculture jokes

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.

Hoe

What do a pimp and a farmer have in common?

They both need a hoe to stay in business.

Orphan

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

Eggplant

Why did the boy put a chicken 🐔 in his garden?

He wanted to grow an eggplant. 😂

Memes

Maze

Why couldn't the man get out of the maize maze?

He got corn-ered!

Cow

A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. "What a cute bunch of cows!" she remarked.

"Not a bunch, a herd," her friend replied.

"Heard of what?"

"Herd of cows."

"Of course I've heard of cows."

"No, a cow herd."

"What do I care what a cow heard? I have no secrets to keep from a cow!"

Cow

What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

"Deja moo!"

Cock

Hey girl, are you a farmer? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.

Cow

Two cows were hiding.

One said: "Moooo."

The other one said: "Shut up! We're hiding!"

Homework

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"

Students: "Meat."

Teacher: "Very good. Now what does the pig give you?"

Students: "Bacon."

Teacher: "And finally, what does the fat cow give you?"

One of the students: "Homework!"

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the idiot's house.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

The chicken.

Cow

What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?

LEAN BEEF!