Agriculture jokes
Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow-herd.
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To run from poachers.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where is my tractor?"
Why did the cow wiggle?
To make milkshake! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze?
Because there's too many ears.
What do you call a sleeping cow?
Ground beef.
Why didn't the cows eat the lemon grass?
It made sour milk.
Why does the Democratic party want the Republican party to breed rabbits?
Because Democrats are tired of paying for raisins at the grocery store.
A woman went into her garden and danced in front of her vegetables.
The next morning, her corn didn’t grow, and the tomatoes didn’t blush or turn red, but the cucumbers grew four inches.
What did the angry cow say to its enemy?
"We have beef!"
What do you call a cow with no legs?
A cow with no legs.
What happens to grapes when you step on them? They wine.
What happened when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence? Complete and utter destruction.
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"
"Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."
Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.
Why did the roster cross the road twice?
To prove it was not a chicken.
What did the policeman shout to the cow running away?
"Get to the ground, beef!"
If I look after chickens, does that make me a chicken tender?