Why did the boy put a chicken 🐔 in his garden?
He wanted to grow an eggplant. 😂
A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. "What a cute bunch of cows!" she remarked.
"Not a bunch, a herd," her friend replied.
"Heard of what?"
"Herd of cows."
"Of course I've heard of cows."
"No, a cow herd."
"What do I care what a cow heard? I have no secrets to keep from a cow!"
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I've never had a lentil on my face.
Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
What is a cow that's good at math good for?
Meat pie.
What did the cow say to the leather chair?
“Hi Mom!”
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
Two windmills stand at a farm. One asks the other what is your favorite kind of music. The other windmill replies, I'm a huge metal fan
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
What’s a vegetable’s favorite dance?
The cabbage patch.
Sheep want to wool the world :)
Where do cows go for entertainment?
The MOOOOvie theater.
Why did the cow have for breakfast?
Answer: Muesli.
A farmer counted 196 cows in the field.
But when he rounded them up, he had 200.
