Agriculture jokes
What does a broken down vegetable say?
I need new wheels.
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
What did the cow say to the leather chair?
“Hi Mom!”
Memes
A farm full of cows were bombed, and only two survived. All of the udders died.
She said you can twerk, so I put her in a tractor and put her to work. She got mad at me and said, "There's no good men," but I gave her a kob and equal pay!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple actually got picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One's actually picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What happens to grapes when you step on them? They wine.
How do you get a cow to eat?
Give it mooshrooms!
The udder day I drank milk.
It was udderly delicious!
Why was the calf afraid?
Because she was a cow-herd.
Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.
"We've invented the spade!"
"Oh wow, this is ground-breaking!"
Why did the roster cross the road twice?
To prove it was not a chicken.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
Self-raising flour.
Where did the cow go on his first date? To the moovies.
What did the angry cow say to its enemy?
"We have beef!"