Agriculture jokes
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Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
Teacher: What is a cow?
Kid: Meat.
Teacher: Nice. What is a chicken?
Kid: Eggs.
Teacher: What does the big fat pig give you?
Kid: Homework.
A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)
I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂
Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because his mom was in a jam!
I am mis-steak.
What do you call a vegan cow?
A vegan cow. :/
OR
A regular cow. 🐄🙌
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator!
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
How are orphans and apples different?
One gets picked.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Nobody finds that one funny.
How do you think they found out cows produce milk?
Two kids having fun in the barn.
Roses are red,
my life is a disaster,
the children are fast,
but the combine is F A S T E R!
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"
The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Random person: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house!
Random person: What?
You: Knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!