What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple actually got picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple actually got picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One's actually picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
A farm full of cows were bombed, and only two survived. All of the udders died.
What happens to grapes when you step on them? They wine.
How do you get a cow to eat?
Give it mooshrooms!
Why did the roster cross the road twice?
To prove it was not a chicken.
Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
What did the cow say to the leather chair?
“Hi Mom!”
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan? The apples get picked.
"We've invented the spade!"
"Oh wow, this is ground-breaking!"
Why was the calf afraid?
Because she was a cow-herd.
The udder day I drank milk.
It was udderly delicious!
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I've never had a lentil on my face.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
Self-raising flour.
Where did the cow go on his first date? To the moovies.
Why didn't the cows eat the lemon grass?
It made sour milk.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.