Agriculture

Agriculture Jokes

Orphan

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple actually got picked.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

One's actually picked.

Orphan

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked.

Cow

A farm full of cows were bombed, and only two survived. All of the udders died.

Roster

Why did the roster cross the road twice?

To prove it was not a chicken.

Cow

Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.

Cow

What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?

You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.

Orphan

What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan? The apples get picked.

Difference

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my face.

Cow

Why didn't the cows eat the lemon grass?

It made sour milk.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.