Agriculture jokes
Why did the cow cross the road? To go to the moooooovies! Nyahahahahahahahahaha!
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! (aka dinner)
Why do cows have hooves and not feet? They lactose.
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
How do you count cows with a cowculator?
What do you call a cow with no legs?
(Answer) Ground beef.
Sorry for a bad joke.
What did one angry cow say to another?
We got some beef.
My name is Bob, and I am a cow.
My grandfather was a knight, and his name was Sir Loin.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
What did the grape say when the fox stepped on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What did the grape say when he got squished? Nothing, he just let out a little wine.
What do you call a dancing cow that dies while dancing? Dead mooves.
What do you call a bad bull?
A bully.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower.
Why couldn't the man get out of the maize maze?
He got corn-ered!