What is so similar about a concrete block and a garden?
They both make vegetables.
What do you call a male cow who’s taking a nap?
A bull dozer.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the fool's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Where do cows stop to drink?
The Milky Way!
What do cows call money?
Moola.
How do you keep a bull from charging?
You take its credit card away.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Nobody finds that one funny.
Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
What is a cow that's good at math good for?
Meat pie.
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
Two windmills stand at a farm. One asks the other what is your favorite kind of music. The other windmill replies, I'm a huge metal fan
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
What’s a vegetable’s favorite dance?
The cabbage patch.
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
Potatoes
