Agriculture jokes
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What kinds of apples grow on trees?
All of them.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Person: Why?
Me: Because he wanted to.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the fool's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why did the farmer eat a fork?
'Cause he's a dumbass.
What do you call a male cow who’s taking a nap?
A bull dozer.
What is so similar about a concrete block and a garden?
They both make vegetables.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Nobody finds that one funny.
How do you keep a bull from charging?
You take its credit card away.
What do cows call money?
Moola.
Where do cows stop to drink?
The Milky Way!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting Cow.
Interrupting Co- MOO!
What’s a vegetable’s favorite dance?
The cabbage patch.
Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.
Want to hear a maze joke?
Never mind, too corny.
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
What do you call a united cow? A united steaks! 🤣🤣🤣
Two windmills stand at a farm. One asks the other, "What is your favorite kind of music?"
The other windmill replies, "I'm a huge metal fan!"