Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the fool's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Agriculture Jokes
What do you call a male cow who’s taking a nap?
A bull dozer.
What is so similar about a concrete block and a garden?
They both make vegetables.
How do you keep a bull from charging?
You take its credit card away.
Where do cows stop to drink?
The Milky Way!
What do cows call money?
Moola.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Nobody finds that one funny.
What did the angry cow say to its enemy?
"We have beef!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting Cow.
Interrupting Co- MOO!
What do you call a united cow? A united steaks! 🤣🤣🤣
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
Two windmills stand at a farm. One asks the other, "What is your favorite kind of music?"
The other windmill replies, "I'm a huge metal fan!"
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
What did the grape say when the fox stepped on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
