Agriculture

Agriculture jokes

Chicken

Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Person: Why?

Me: Because he wanted to.

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  • Chicken

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    To get to the fool's house.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    The chicken.

    Cow

    What do you call a male cow who’s taking a nap?

    A bull dozer.

    Bull

    How do you keep a bull from charging?

    You take its credit card away.

    Memes

    Cow

    Why did the cow cross the road?

    To get to the udder side.

    Nobody finds that one funny.

    Cow

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Interrupting Cow.

    Interrupting Co- MOO!

    Rooster

    Why did the rooster cross the road?

    To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^

    Cow

    How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.

    Windmill

    Two windmills stand at a farm. One asks the other, "What is your favorite kind of music?"

    The other windmill replies, "I'm a huge metal fan!"

    Orphan

    What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple tray?

    The apples get picked.