Agriculture jokes
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Person: Why?
Me: Because he wanted to.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the fool's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What is so similar about a concrete block and a garden?
They both make vegetables.
What do you call a male cow who’s taking a nap?
A bull dozer.
murder
What do cows call money?
Moola.
Where do cows stop to drink?
The Milky Way!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Nobody finds that one funny.
How do you keep a bull from charging?
You take its credit card away.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting Cow.
Interrupting Co- MOO!
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
What do you call a united cow? A united steaks! 🤣🤣🤣
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
Two windmills stand at a farm. One asks the other, "What is your favorite kind of music?"
The other windmill replies, "I'm a huge metal fan!"
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.