Agriculture jokes
What does the Cow say to the spy?
"Are you udder cover?"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Person: Why?
Me: Because he wanted to.
What is so similar about a concrete block and a garden?
They both make vegetables.
What do you call a male cow who’s taking a nap?
A bull dozer.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the fool's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Where do cows stop to drink?
The Milky Way!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Nobody finds that one funny.
What do cows call money?
Moola.
How do you keep a bull from charging?
You take its credit card away.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting Cow.
Interrupting Co- MOO!
What’s a vegetable’s favorite dance?
The cabbage patch.
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
Potatoes
Why did the cow cross the road to go to the moovies?
Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.
Want to hear a maze joke?
Never mind, too corny.
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^