Agriculture jokes
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Person: Why?
Me: Because he wanted to.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the fool's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What do you call a male cow who’s taking a nap?
A bull dozer.
What is so similar about a concrete block and a garden?
They both make vegetables.
How do you keep a bull from charging?
You take its credit card away.
Memes
What do cows call money?
Moola.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Nobody finds that one funny.
Where do cows stop to drink?
The Milky Way!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting Cow.
Interrupting Co- MOO!
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
Two windmills stand at a farm. One asks the other, "What is your favorite kind of music?"
The other windmill replies, "I'm a huge metal fan!"
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
What is a cow that's good at math good for?
Meat pie.
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
What do you call a united cow? A united steaks! 🤣🤣🤣