Agriculture jokes
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Person: Why?
Me: Because he wanted to.
What is so similar about a concrete block and a garden?
They both make vegetables.
What do you call a male cow who’s taking a nap?
A bull dozer.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the fool's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Memes
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Nobody finds that one funny.
How do you keep a bull from charging?
You take its credit card away.
Where do cows stop to drink?
The Milky Way!
What do cows call money?
Moola.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting Cow.
Interrupting Co- MOO!
Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.
Want to hear a maze joke?
Never mind, too corny.
What’s a vegetable’s favorite dance?
The cabbage patch.
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.
What do you call a united cow? A united steaks! 🤣🤣🤣
What did the grape say when the fox stepped on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
What is a cow that's good at math good for?
Meat pie.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.