What’s a cow with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Agriculture Jokes
Ever had a migraine? Yeah, sorry that’s my fault. Couple years ago, all my grains got loose.
What place can you find a cow? Mc'Donalds (Eieio)
Why were parts of the Soviet Union that had more industry than agriculture occupied during WW2?
They couldn't beet the Nazis.
What do you call a cow you can’t see?
Camooflauged.
What do you call a three-legged cow?
Disabled.
What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
What did one angry cow say to another?
We got some beef.
A momma cow and three baby calves are on a farm. The first baby calf asks the momma cow, "Mom, why is my name Rose?"
The mom responded, "Well, you see, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."
The second one asks her, "Then why is my name Daisy?"
The mom chuckled and simply replied with, "When you were born, Daisy petals fell on your head."
The last one said, "DUH DUR SURH!"
The mom said, "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!"
There are 30 cows in a field, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
A - 10
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Person: Why?
Me: Because he wanted to.
What do you call a bull sleeping?
A bull-dozer.
Why couldn't the man get out of the maize maze?
He got corn-ered!
Why can you never find a virgin cow on a field with no bulls for miles? Just ask the redneck farmer.
What happens when you cross a cow and a redneck?
The redneck fucks the cow.
Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says to the other, "What do you think about that mad cow disease?"
The other replies, "Well I don't have to worry about it. You're talking to a telephone pole."
Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was outstanding in his field. Okay, I'll admit it's corny.
What is a cow's favorite class in school?
Moosic.
What do you get when you throw a baby into the wheat thresher?
An erection.
What is a cow's favorite dance move?
The milkshake.