Agriculture jokes
What is a cow's favorite class in school?
Moosic.
What do you get when you throw a baby into the wheat thresher?
An erection.
What is a cow's favorite dance move?
The milkshake.
There was a chicken sitting on the bench. Then came another one. Then there were two.
What did the vegetable say to the other before the fight?
Time to beet your maker.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
Where do cows stop to drink?
The Milky Way!
What time is it when a cow sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence!
Two cows were hiding.
One said: "Moooo."
The other one said: "Shut up! We're hiding!"
What do you call a retarded cow?
Vegan (vegetable).
Potatoes
So, about a year ago I was riding a horse, and out of nowhere the horse tried to flip me off it and I fell off. I would have been OK, but my foot got stuck in the stirrup. The horse dragged me along and didn't stop.
I would have died if it weren't for the Walmart manager who came out and unplugged the horse.
What is a cow's favorite drink?
Mountain Moo!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting Cow.
Interrupting Co- MOO!
What do you call a vegan cow?
A vegan cow. :/
OR
A regular cow. 🐄🙌
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
What happens if you sit under a cow?
You get a pat on the head.
What did the cow say every morning?
Good moorning!
What do you call a bad bull?
A bully.
A farmer told me that he wanted a couple of acres, so I punched him in the teeth.