Two cows in a field.
One says to the other, "Mooooooo!"
The other says, "Tut, I was gonna say that!"
Agriculture Jokes
Corn and corn, where is popcorn?
There were 5 cows on a farm, one mom and 4 calves.
The first calf goes up to the mom and says, "Momma, why is my name Rose?"
The mother cow replies, "Well sweetie, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."
The second calf walks up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?", to which the mom replies "Well honey, when you were born, a single lily petal fell on your head."
The third calf walks up, but before it can get a word out, the fourth calf screams at the top of its lungs. The mother cow yells, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know.
To get to the idiot house.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
The chicken.
Q: What do you call a cranky cow?
A: Moooooooody.
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A Lawn Moo-er.
So I'm a cow, guess what my dad thinks of that? He says I'm a loooosmer.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the Moo-vie theater.
What do you call a cow with three legs?
Tri-tip!
Why was the cow scared? Cause he had a nightmoo-r.
What do cows call money?
Moola.
Your cow is so ugly, it scared the crap out of the toilet!
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
Where do you find a cow with no legs?
Right where you left it!
What happened when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence? Complete and utter destruction.
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
A farmer counted 196 cows in the field.
But when he rounded them up, he had 200.
Once my dad left to get milk, then I realized we own a cow.
I'd make a farming joke, but I'm just a little less than corny enough.
What’s a cow with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
