Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasn’t a ramp.
When Stephen Hawkins died he saw the stareway to heaven. He thought to himself oh god this is awkward
You know every time we think of sex, an angel dies.
We ran out of dead people hundreds of years ago.
I'm not lazy, I'm just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don't try to stop me. I've got a skele-ton of these!
THERE IS NO AFTERLIFE.
A skeleton walks into a bar. Orders a beer and a mop.
A man sacrificed children who played Roblox, so when someone knocked on the door, they said, "An administrator has banned you from heaven!"
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp!
A blind guy shot up a town.
I guess he couldn’t see the road to heaven.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven fun over there?
Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school.
